Stay
Four bedrooms. Nine beds. Spacious indoor and outdoor living.
Villa · Pool · Jacuzzi · RIB · Hvaler
Your private escape
in the Oslofjord.
A private luxury villa, pool, jacuzzi, rooftop terrace and private RIB — minutes from the Hvaler archipelago.
Skjeberg · Sarpsborg · Norway
The Experience
More than a place to stay.
Some places are made for a weekend. Others are made for memories. Villa Funkisdrøm is a private retreat designed around long summer days, evenings on the rooftop and warm nights in the jacuzzi.
And days spent exploring the islands of the Hvaler archipelago by RIB. Everything is private. Everything is yours.
Relax
Private pool, jacuzzi, rooftop terrace and your own bar.
Explore
A private 10-person RIB takes you from the coast to the islands and hidden bays of the Oslofjord.
Enjoy
Bring your closest friends or family and make the entire property your own.
A private villa
Your own space.
Up to 9 guests across 4 bedrooms, with a private pool, jacuzzi, rooftop terrace, bar and a separate guest suite with its own entrance.
Explore the villa
The water
Your own RIB. Explore the Hvaler archipelago.
A 10-person RIB with skipper, based minutes from the villa. Charters, sunset cruises, full days on the water — or dinner arriving by boat.
The RIB experiences
The evenings
Stay until sunset.
Jacuzzi, rooftop dinners and your own bar with no closing time. The kind of evenings that continue long after midnight.
Your weekend
A typical summer escape
Friday
- 15:00Arrive. Settle in. Open something cold. Head straight outside.
- 18:00Pool & jacuzzi.
- 20:00Dinner at the villa.
- 22:00Drinks on the rooftop.
Saturday
- 09:00Slow breakfast.
- 11:00Your private RIB awaits.
- 11:15Explore the Hvaler archipelago. Swim. Stop for lunch.
- 15:30Back at the villa. Pool. Jacuzzi. Bar.
- 20:00Dinner, then the rooftop.
Sunday
- —No alarm. Long breakfast.
- —One last swim. One last coffee in the sun.
- 12:00Check-out. Or extend your stay.
Hvaler & Oslofjorden
The Oslofjord at its best.
Just minutes from the villa lies one of Norway's most beautiful coastal landscapes — a world of islands, rocks, beaches, narrow channels and open sea. From the water, you get to experience it differently.
- By boat
- Explore the islands and coastline with your private RIB.
- By car
- Discover Hvaler's beaches, restaurants and coastal villages.
- By foot
- Walk the coastal landscape and the quieter side of the archipelago.
- By night
- Return to your own private pool, jacuzzi, bar and rooftop.
Private events
Make the villa yours.
Birthdays, anniversaries, family celebrations, private dinners and small gatherings. For events, the property is offered on an individual basis.
Tell us what you have in mind.
Corporate retreats
Leave the office behind.
A private villa. A private RIB. The Oslofjord. Good food. And enough space to actually talk.
Morning meeting → Lunch → Private RIB experience → Pool & jacuzzi → Dinner → Evening at the villa
Gallery
A place best experienced in pictures.
Private stays
A private summer escape in Norway.
Contact us to check availability and pricing. Your stay can be tailored to your preferences with private RIB experiences and additional services.